Executive assistant - Jack or Jill of all trades

I am looking for a right hand person. Someone that can help keep tabs on all my business interests as well as help me keep my life organized.
Ideal candidate will have done a variety of roles and have experience in;
Google Sheets - working with numbers
Hiring - help with screening candidates and keeping them moving though our hiring funnel
SOP's - Experience in creating SOP's and keeping everything organized
Sales funnels - creating and keeping on top of a sales funnel
Graphic design - want that right hand to be able to make my thoughts and ideas look pretty in presentations
Research wizard - so many things that we need to learn more about, this task you should get super excited about
There are a lot of different things here! If you want to apply please let me know out of these 6 things, how would you rate yourself from best to worst.