Static Ads Designer

Before you apply, read this carefully.

We run one of the fastest-growing pet brands online.
DTC. Performance-focused. High volume.
And we're looking for a Static Ads Designer who operates at a high level.

This is not for beginners.
If you don't know how to work on high-level, scroll-stopping design, don't apply. We're not here to train you. We're here to work with someone who already knows what they're doing.

A quick note before anything else:
We have a few questions for you below. Based on your answers, we'll d ---------- if we move forward. We prioritize hard-working people who are responsive and value real human communication. We do not appreciate AI-generated or automated responses to these questions, we want to hear from you, not from a chatbot.

What the job is:
You receive a brief. You deliver high-converting, scroll-stopping static ad designs for a DTC pet brand. Fast, consistent, on-brand.

What we need from you:

Strong visual design skills (composition, typography, color, hierarchy)
Proven experience designing static ads that actually perform, not just "look nice"
Comfortable working with both AI-generated visuals and hand-designed elements
Consistency. Speed. No excuses.
Available for weekly projects, long-term

You are NOT a fit if:

You're a beginner or self-taught with no real portfolio to show
You apply with a generic message
You've never designed ads meant to sell, only aesthetic content
You don't know how to work with AI tools in your design process

The Hiring Process:

Trial Task: One static ad from our brief. Short deadline. Paid. This filters out everyone who's not serious.
Paid Project Trial: Full ad set. If it's good, short interview follows.
One-Month Paid Trial: Weekly projects with feedback.
Long-Term Offer: For those who consistently deliver.

ONE MORE THING.
We get a lot of applications.
Most of them are copy-paste. Vague. Useless.
If yours looks like that, we won't even open it.

To apply, your message must follow this exact structure:

Full Name:
Age:
City:
Years of experience in static ad design:
Link to your portfolio (real ad work, not general graphic design):
One sentence: why should we pick you over everyone else?
If you were to take on a brand new brand with barely any social media presence, and had to build a modern visual identity for it from scratch, what would you do?
Do you prefer fully AI-generated images, or generating part of an image and self-designing the rest? Explain your reasoning.
Outside of work, what's your favourite way to spend your free time?

If your message doesn't follow this structure exactly, it gets ignored.

We're not harsh. We're just focused.
The right person will love this.